Dhivehistan National Anthem

Don't want to be a Maldivian Idiot Don't want a nation under the pataanee media Can you hear the rants of Andalus Sheikhs? Subliminal mind fuck Maldives A new kind of hell

All across the Dhivehi nation Killing, raping, molesting children all fine Television Maldives dreams of tomorrow We're not the ones who're meant to follow For that's enough to argue 

Maybe I'm a Laadheenee Maldivian I'm not a part of a Wahhabee agenda Now everybody do the propaganda And sing along in the age of paranoia