Tweet of the Week - Farivefa Fonivefa

"Farivefa fonivefa" - That's how I walk on the streets. Mariyam Nisha, you are not alone.
— Nadwa Naeem (@nadvva) January 27, 2014

Dhevi - A poem by Sheikh Ahmed Haji Edhurukaleyfaan

This poem was written in arabic by Sheikh Ahmed Haji Edhurukaleyfaan (Died 1747 AD) against the superstitious beliefs of the Natives. But the islanders used this poem as a Dua to overcome the Evil forces. The Dhevis. For they didn't understand Arabic. Taken from myths of the Maldives - Hasan Ahmed Manik. 



1. Many of the inhabitants of Al-Diba (The Maldives) have gone astray by following prohibited actions.

2. Verily, they have thrown away the word of God: similarly (they have thrown away) sayings of the companions and  family ( of the prophet).

3. and thus they have believed in Ravoa and Odithaan and have committed acts (on way) of the misleading path.

4. and the messenger of God had no news of Ravoa; neither did he know Heimoosa.

5. We hear no news of Dhiyo in the Revelation of Almighty.

6. and he who makes Miskiydhaara something; verily he shall rise as an infidel on the day of punishment.

7. Neither a messenger nor a prophet knew of Handi or Vigani (even) as a similitude.

8. Do you ask Kudafoolhu to cure your illnesses? Truly by no means this is to be done.

9. And whosoever draws nigh with sacrifice to Ifurinfaraa at every turn; (he) verily will become an infidel.

10. For those  who sacrifice and slaughter to those mentioned (herein) are scorpions the size of mountains (ready to punish them).

11. Woe, then woe for him who asks from Odivaru Ressi for refuge.

12. And he who calls Kissadhevi for remedy shall not cease to be in punishment.

13. And Baburukalo and Haamundi, these twain are not created by God, the perfect Creator.

14. And unto him who calls upon Budhdhevi during malady he shall be entrusted to (for punishment) by lengthy serpents.

15. It is for no jinn to repel injury except with the permission of the Guardian, the Almighty.

16. And Bairan or Aiybanthura are not known; these are creations of your own slyness. O, my men.

17. And among these (aforesaid) are acts of Kafikolhu Niyulhun, Ramalu (Geomancy); alike are Riyaakolhu Kulhiyaa and Faalu (to go by omen).

18. and how do you act on Dhuvaira? These are not among lawful practices.

19. And aboo-Ufadhaana, Thiruna, Vedhaana, Vinnaana, Hanugiskaara are among actions of your own slyness.

20. And among them are Isfaroofa and Naamaroofa, Hadagathanu and Dharumurana and Hooli.

21. Know ye, Verily the phantoms Vedhaana, Vinnaana are among Evil deeds. O, my men.

22. And these are deeds of sons of Satan. Repent and hearken (ye all) to that which is said.

23. Lest ye all shall enter fire of hell to become of no value and remain there separated for ever. 

24. And if ye repent, and keep away from erroneous sorcery; that verily is better for you. O, people of sorcery!

25. I admonish you with admonition (similar to that of) your parents in truth and righteousness. (Clear) like the light.

26. And bless your prophet (O, God) at all times without break to the number of grains of sand.

27. Including the companions and children besides; similarly wives and the household of the prophet without exception. 

Kaaminee Raajje - First 15 days

Gayoom the II

"Alhugandu men mi thibee hama reechah ves bali vefa" - President Nasheed's First media statement after 2013 Presidential Election.

After watching President Yaamin's swearing-in ceremony, most active members of MDP quit/deactivated twitter. PPM "thugs" won the twitter battle. No. They didn't. It was a win for MDP. Two years of online struggle against Dr.Waheed's illegitimate government came to an end. Gayoom's halfwit brother elected as the 6th president of the Maldives. Now, we have a democratically elected government.

First 3 days, twitter news feed was full of crying emojis. Eternal tears of sorrow. Sad faces. Suicidal notes. Agony. And then some creativity. The smiling depression. Kaaminee Rajje tweets.

Chuckay sees everything Different.

Moya meehaa is not happy.

Shauty in Despair.

 Maldives, an island paradise for tourists. A mini-hell for Locals.

And i tried to kill The last Dinosaur. 30 Aharuge Aniyaaverikan. 

Economist!

and then, moya meehaa leaves kaaminee rajje.

Feeding.

Youth City.

Day 10.

Save the Lavaza.

This is Epic.

Tweet of the week: Aisha

"Aisha" is a beautiful name. Why would you type it like you are about to stab someone in the eye? "Eye sha" "Eyesher" "Isher" "Eyeschscher"  - @Musalm

"Aisha" is a beautiful name. Why would you type it like you are about to stab someone in the eye? "Eye sha" "Eyesher" "Isher" "Eyeschscher"
— Musal (@musalm) January 5, 2014

Hulhumale' - City upon a Veli Funi

New Year Trip 2014

Hulhumale' is a reclaimed land (Veli funi) located in south of Capital Male'. Hulhule'-Farukolhufushi lagoon. Hulhumale' face 1 was completed in june 2002. The official settlement was inaugurated  by President Gayoom (Muskulhi Be gandu)  on May 12, 2004. 

My twitter friends, Hulhumale' Visa Council members (Moya meehaa, crapbagsound and Leevaan ( Boli font)) live in Hulhumale' (Youth City) Moya meehaa says its youth shitty. I visited hulhumale on Tourist Visa. Two weeks prior to the visited i applied for hulhumale' tourist visa. Visa council had a meeting @ wasintey kada about the visa application. After long hours of "heated deabte" Visa council decided to grant tourist visa (24 hours stay at hulhumale').

Visa Council Meeting. 

I met a wise man on my way to Hotel. 

"Nufeneytha? mee ehkala muskulhi be gandu kodheefa huri kanthah. adhives bunaane 30 aharu kameh nukohdhe ey"

I didn't say anything. Gayoom is a visionary. 

2014 gonna be a year of prosperity. 

Lunch

Dhon meehars going into the Wilderness of Youth City

We had joy. We had fun. We had seasons in the sun, But the stars that we reached. Were just starfish on the beach

Yuppie, My little one.

You gave me love and helped me find the sun.

And everytime when i was down

You would always come around

And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Youth City, Its hard to leave.

When all the birds are singing in the sky

Now that the spring is in the air

With the flowers everywhere

I wish that we could both be there

I want to wake up, in a city that never sleeps.

Maldives' IsthiqLOL in Trouble

President Yameen Abdul Gayoom is on an official visit to India. It is his first official visit abroad after assuming the office of the  president in November. After reading local news paper articles about the president's visit to India I became a little worried. I've always been a concerned citizen. I think the independence and sovereignty of our 100% Islamic nation is in danger. Here are the news headlines from local news websites:

"Indian PM asks to settle GMR row amicably" OH NOESSS!!! 

"Maldives will continue to respect india's interests - President Yaamin"

"Pres Yaamin's visit will enhance Indo-Maldives ties, says India"

"Maldives' foreign policy gives highest priority to India - President Yaamin"

 THIS IS AGAINST TAKAA GROUP'S HANDBOOK. WHICH SAYS NO BILATERAL TIES WITH A HINDU KAAFIR NATION.

“Our position is very clear. The issue with GMR is now in arbitration, which will take place in March or April. To return the airport to GMR - President Yaamin"

WHERE'S IS TEH TAKAA GROUP AND CIVIL JUSTIN BIEBER (Madhany Abdulla)??? WE SAID GOOD BYE TO GMR LAST YEAR. 

"GMR GO HOME"  yesterday seems as though it never existed.

One facebook page against GMR says: This page is created to proof that the people of Maldives are not happy with GMR Group from India to run Ibrahim Nasir International Airport Male'. And also the illegal businesses they are running in Maldives, like duty free shops....

Ruling Progressive party of Maldives  (President Yaamin's Party) said this in 10 December 2011 on their  Official Facebook Page.

The last update about presidents visit to India: 

"India Government award Land for Maldives embassy"

ON NOESSS!! I AM LEAVING THIS COUNTRY :'( ISTHIQLOL IN REAL TROUBLE.

A sarcastic comment on Minivannews website.